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December 19, 2021

Just pee on the floor to show who is boss.

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Sunmi Kapai

Arannaom Ierubara

I spilled coffee on my laptop, a week after my breakup. I calmly pressed the power key, shut down the laptop, removed it, this story doesn't have a funny end, and opened it up and dried it. Cleaned my table and went to work while keeping it to dry out, except the keyboard didn't work (mostly function keys), as I said there is no funny end to this I am just writing this for myself, but the absolute beast powered on, I lost 1 RAM slot but it still works to this day. I call it the old faithful now. But I have never been prouder of myself, I actually managed to remain calm in the worst of times.

Carol Lynn Edelmann

Heather England

Borderline personality?

Han Zaw Zaw

Can we get these cancer posts off of ? God fucking dammit

Jered Quarles

bitches be crazy

Dana Faust

I once tried to close the fridge door. That didnt work because a cucumber was stuck between the door. I tried to cram it in. The cucumber fell to the floor. Tried placing it in again. The cucumber fell again. I somehow got enraged, and decided it was a good idea to throw the cucumber to the ground with the power of a thousand suns. It was great cleaning the kitchen for twenty minutes with my hangover. I did not expect a cucumber could desintegrate in a thousand little pieces with a radius of four meters.

Kenneth Marc Nuestro Bercida

It depents. Is the class of water half empty or half full?

Jazmine Solis

I can hear something like the scream of a child cutting into my soul for 20 minutes and be like : "That's kinda annoying" and later that day i can drop a screw and completely lose my shit

Amy Czerw

it REALLY depends on previous events though. it's small things that can exhaust you and slowly drive you crazy.

SecretoMoney Na Power

twitter is srsly place for dumb ppl and tgeir retarded thoughts

Summer Day

I once dropped a glass late night and went into a maniacal rage loudly swearing at the broken thing for about 30 seconds. It was 4am and my brother ended up smacking me so hard across the face that I fell asleep again.

Ping La

Walt Cosby

Totally get ya! When i was a graduate student i missed my doctors appointment and they sent me a bill for $100. I was so frustrated and angry on myself that i put a hole in my bedroom wall. 3 years later, i paid a no show fee for my dentist just last week and i felt nothing!!!!!

Nini Exarchou

When i spill water on the floor, i am usually like. Meh it will dry by itself. (Of course depends on the amount spilled)

Sally Benitez

I jerked off once then I did it again. Then I cried. Then I jerked off again. The end

Lucky Day

That is called self pity. Something humans never can get enough of

David Cote

Only insane people change their mental state that easily

Darla Davis

I think actual depressed people wont go on social media and tell everyone that they're depressed.

Abdul Hamid

That's what I get like when I'm typing and watching TV and I haven't notice I ACCIDENTLY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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